Original transcript written by Colin McEwan with additions by Stefan Hellwig.

Try to read this while listening to the WAV file. I bet you can't read as fast as Jenna and Gail Edwards are talking :-).

Sharon:
Six Dorothy LeMuere, what do you have to say for yourself? You've a lot of explaining to do. [Six: I...] Don't even open your mouth! What posessed you? [Six: Mom,I...] Quiet! This is a nightmare. Are you okay? 'Cause you're okay. Alright. You have 30 seconds to explain what happened, and it better be good.

Six:
Mom, the truth is I don't have any explanations. Some of the older girls at school were talking about how cool the Nikki Kyoshi jeans were, and how geeky the jeans I had on were, so I took the money you gave me for jeans, and I went to the store and I couldn't even afford a Nikki Kyoshi pocket patch.

Sharon:
So you went to the next logical step and started stealing home appliances!? Honestly, Six, stealing?? I never thought you and I would be in a conversation about stealing! I didn't think you were the kind of person who could do something as terrible as this!

Six:
Mom, I'm not that kind of person, it's, like, when you go to school and everybody's wearing the kind of clothes that you want, and I don't have that kind of money, and you don't have that kind of money, and now with Dad gone, I mean... I'm not trying to blame this on the divorce, but we just don't have that kind of money.

Sharon:
I can't believe that you'd think that money is the kind of thing that will make you popular when you know what really counts is what kind of a person you are inside, and that doesn't come from labels, or the right kind of shoes or the right kind of material or that kind of stuff.

Six:
Yeah, well I've got what you're saying in theory, Mom, but in reality it's just not like that. [Sharon: Whuh?] I can't just be this really good person who'd just dress up in a bag, and nobody cares about that and accepts me for who I am inside, and...

Sharon and Six in sync:
...I don't have to tell you you're in very big trouble... [Sharon: You are] [Six: I know that] ...get out and and march yourself out the door and over to the house and up to [Sharon: your] [Six: my] room and...

[fades / goes ultrasonic / drowned by crowd]